Howdy there fellow fellows, happy to see my counter reach 8! (Yesh! Sooo popular!)
Well now that I have so many followers, I thought I might as well do a little introduction about myself.
*In pirate voice* I arrr 16, attend'n the schooling of Nepean High Schoool in grade 11. *Ends pirate voice*
(Sad Monkey Pirate... Awesome.)
Okay so it's pretty hard to do a voice over the internet, so that is the first and last time I try that.
LESSON LEARNED!
So, that's pretty much who I am. Wait maybe you guys want to hear about the Pollock Clan
There are 5 kids in my Family, I am the Youngest, Miss Pollock is the my senior, and is the second eldest.
There are 3 other boys in my (well, OUR) family. Dr. Pollock the oldest, University Pollock the Middle, and Angry Pollock the one just older than me.
Fun facts!: I broke my arm once when Angry Pollock beat me in a fight and I punched a toilet. Learn from my mistakes! Toilets are stronger than fists!
you punched a toilet?
ReplyDeleteNot one my of my proudest moments, but yes. In my infinite wisdom, I did in fact, punch a toilet...
ReplyDeleteAngry Pollock...Sam right? :P
ReplyDeleteHaha omg Thats sad and funny at the same time that you broke your arm:)
ReplyDeleteahahah :P!!!you punched a toilet and broke your arm. And nice blog
ReplyDeleteThe best part, my friends, is that Mike told our mom that he slipped and fell in the bathroom, not that he punched a toilet. No, wait, the best part is that he punched a toilet because he was so mad that he lost in a Tae Kwon Do fight against a kid who was younger and littler than him.
ReplyDeleteOMGEEEEEEEEEEE, YOU PUNCHED A TOILET THAT MUST HAVE HURT!! And is ANGRY POLLOCK SAM?:)
ReplyDeleteOkay, the Tae Kwon Do fight part is true, but the losing in a fight against someone younger than me is not! It was Angry Pollock that drove me to into a toilet punching rage!
ReplyDeletetoilets are stronger than fists....duh! your blog is so funny.
ReplyDeletehehe......... toilet punching.....
ReplyDeleteWow, punching a toilet. That must have left a mark... ;O
ReplyDeleteDon't do it next time. :-D
Great Blog by the way!
This blog is epic keep it up Mike :D
ReplyDeletehahahaha you broke your arm punching a toilet!:P
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